3/30/2023 0 Comments Joystick mapper portal 2 xbox360![]() ![]() Luckily, it looks like we're off to a good start. And unlike a lot of gaming blogs, we won't snow you with a lot of false modesty: Winning is great and we would like an award, please. Well, it's awards season again, which can only mean one thing: somebody might give us one. How are you going to top that next year? You'll have to buy them a car. ![]() Plus, let's say you give someone the number one game of the year. Sure, it's the second best gift you can give this season, but at a price you'd expect from the seventeenth or eighteenth best gift. You may as well buy some copies before it drives you insane. Good luck getting the idea out of your head. If you're paying in US dollars, that means you can buy Portal 2 right now for seven dollars and fifty cents! If you're paying in non-US dollars, you'll have to boot up a spreadsheet and do the math yourself, but we guarantee the result will be just as startling.Īnd if you already own Portal 2, might we suggest you buy a few copies to give away as gifts? No? Well, unless you somehow skipped the last couple sentences, too late - it's suggested. To celebrate all this runner-uppering, for the next twenty-four hours, Portal 2 is 75% off on Steam. Just so you don't think we're getting cocky, though, the Associated Press and MSN UK put us at the top of their respective lists. And the good news doesn't end there: We also grabbed the number two spot in Paste Magazine's first annual GOTY list, while clawing our way to a dramatic second place victory on C-Net. How'd things turn out? Well, you'll be happy to learn, we just barely lost both of them, helping cement our frankly historic dominance of the Second Best Game of the Year category. In our last blog post, we announced that both the VGA and X-Play awards had nominated Portal 2 for Game of the Year. But from then until December 26th, you'll be able to buy it for 15% off by using the code "SSP215". It won't be available to order until tomorrow. For everyone else, how would you like to celebrate those warm feelings every time you move your mouse? Because now that's possible with SteelSeries' new Portal 2 mousepad. Until December 22nd, you can get five bucks off a thirty dollar order or ten bucks off a fifty dollar order by entering the code "YOUSAVED SCIENCE" at the checkout.įinally, do you like Portal 2? If the answer to that question is "no", then, man, did you make a wrong turn somewhere on the Internet. If you have enough shirts and/or no babies, ThinkGeek has some crazy Portal 2 inspired non-clothing products like an actual, working PotatOS science kit, a Wheatley LED flashlight, and an honest-to-God talking Cave Johnson Portrait. Between now and December 22nd, you can get ten bucks off a thirty-five dollar order by entering the code "MILKANDCOOKIES" when you checkout. Now that that's over, J!nx has some excellent Portal gear, including the world's only Portal-themed baby onesies. Just add it to your cart and then enter the code "COMBUSTIBLELANYARD" at the checkout.Īnd just so you don't think all we're trying to do is sell you stuff, here's a sentence where we don't try to sell you anything. ![]() If you order forty bucks worth of stuff, we'll throw in a FREE Aperture Lanyard. Frankly, there's figuratively literally too much Portal 2 stuff on sale to list in one blog post, but you can check it all out here. For example, this incredible 1970s-style Portal 2 movie poster is 50% off! And if you're planning to go out to eat for the holidays, you should know that many restaurants now require shirts, something this 50% off "Wheatley Laboratories" tee is 100% guaranteed to be. With that in mind, we've put a bunch of Portal 2 merchandise on sale. But you know what would probably make you feel better? Buying things. Look, we understand that awards season is a turbulent emotional hell ride. If you guessed Portal 2, we hope you didn't actually call your local sports book and put any money on that guess, because we won! WE'RE #1! Unless you're reading E-Online, in which case, WE'RE BACK TO #2! Speaking of not winning, guess who didn't win Destructoid's Game of the Year. We can't say for sure if we came in second, but we definitely didn't win, so Wheatley's acceptance speech was never aired. Ooh! We forgot to mention something yesterday: One of the awards we were up for at the VGAs was Best Character. ![]()
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